nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

(via melaniesian)

iamnotyourwhoree:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

(Source: didyoujusteatsofapizza, via come-see-dr-feelgood)

sometimelow:

this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”

(via notenuf)

vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

(via sluttyteenwolf)

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

“read away your fees” or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. 

(via that-filipino-girl)

pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

(via whoiskimberlyanyway)